The city where I live is quite the gong show lately. This is the cover of the newspaper this morning, with regards to our Mayor’s now legendary, disturbing quote from yesterday’s press conference about him and possible prostitutes:
Ford then said he never said “I want to eat your pussy” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document. “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home.”
Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA.
Easy there, Satan
I want this. I will totally chase children with this thing, right down the fucking street.
That is some Scooby Doo villain shit right there.
"Are you making a bagel?"